After Donald the Caveman drained the Swamp and built the Wall, everyone was happy Everyone, that is, except the freedom-haters who called themselves The Resistance.
Led by an evil sorceress named Madame Miss Speaker, the Resistance tried to contradict everything Donald said to make him seem like a bad leader.
These troublemakers even used Fake News to spread the rumor that Donald was working for the Russians But Donald was not discouraged--he knew just what to do.
He fought back with the.