THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone moving house or worried what them next door will get up to next .
'Logan is reporting his next-door neighbour to the police again.
This time, it's for using a hairdryer before 8am.
Last time, it was for trespass by blossom.
'You again,' says the duty sergeant, and gets the forms.
_____________ 'Rachel and Robert's neighbour Mrs Vavasour has complained to the council about their hedge, their cat and the colour of their front door.
The morning after Rachel left h.