Harper Perennial

Harper Perennial - The white man's guide to white male writers of the western canon, paperback/dana schwartz

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Description Narrated by a once-in-a-generation voice, that @Guy In Your MFA: a handbook for the wannabe literary elite and those who laugh at them, illustrated by a New Yorker cartoonist.

What does your writing implement of choice say about you as a person? How do you use 'taraddidle' in a sentence? Is it possible to make a Gin Ricky that's also a metaphor for the American Dream? How can you tell your Faulkner from your Franzen if you haven't actually read either?Allow me, the guy from your college fiction workshop, to expound on the most important (aka white male) writers of western literature.

You've probably seen me around, writing furiously in my Moleskine notebook upon keen observation of the masses, or defying the wind by hand-rolling a cigarette outside a local, fair-trade coffeeshop.

I've actually read Infinite Jest 9 1/2 times.

Care to discuss?From Shakespeare's greatest mystery (how could a working-class man without access to an MFA program be so prolific?) to the true meaning of Kafkaesque (you know you've made it when you have an adjective named for you), the pages herewith are at once profound and practical.

Use my ingenious Venn diagram to test your knowledge of which Jonathan--Franzen, Lethem, or Safran Foer--hates Twitter and lives in Brooklyn.

(Trick question: all 3 ) Sneer at chick-lit and drink Mojitos like Hemingway (not like middle-aged divorc es ).

So instead of politely nodding along next time you make an acquaintance at a housewarming party in Brooklyn, you can roll up your sleeves and get to work schooling them in character arcs and the experimental form of your next great American novel.

Dazzle your friends with how well you understand post-modernism.

You'll be at a literary event asking a question that's really more of a comment in no time.